Really, guys...REALLY????
Vasectomies Soar Couple of Days Before NCAA Big Dance Starts -- Great Excuse For Couch Potatoes
We're here at work, occasionally (really) checking the scores on the Internet, just like millions of other March Madness junkies. We already are rethinking our Final Four picks of Kansas, Syracuse, West Virginia and Duke (in one pool, at least). Too late, buster. Speaking of March Madness, come to find out, American males at this very moment are propped up in front of their television sets at home, bags of ice strategically placed in their crotches. See, Cleveland urologist Dr. Stephen Jones has noted a 50 percent increase in recent years in vasectomies performed a day or two before the start of the NCAA men's tournament. That's a lot of slicing and dicing....
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