"And then, And then, I threw a puppy at the Hells Angels and Escaped on a Bulldozer--yeah, yeah, that's what I did!"--no, this was not Will Ferrell!

I spit milk through my nose after reading this...Close your eyes and envision this scenario from start to finish...The Onion could not do any better...

German student attacks Hell's Angels with puppy

A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.
German police said on Monday that after making his getaway from the Hell's Angels club, the 26-year-old dumped the bulldozer, causing a 5 km (3 miles) traffic jam near the southern town of Allershausen, local police said. He then fled to his home nearby where he was apprehended by the police.  "What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," said a spokesman for local police, adding that the student had lately been suffering from depression.  The puppy was now in safe hands, the spokesman added.