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Police: Drunk Pa. Man Tried To 'Revive' Opossum (HT: D of L)

""State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a highway.  Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal along Route 36 in Oliver Township Thursday about 3 p.m. The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt.  Levier says Wolfe was "extremely intoxicated" and "did have his mouth in the area of the animal's mouth, I guess."  Oliver Township is about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.""