Today is National Buffet Day AND Kim Jong-un has called for the people of NK to form a "human shield "around him. I think these 2 events are related...

"" North Korea called on its people to rally behind new leader Kim Jong-un and protect him as "human shields" while working to solve the "burning issue" of food shortages by upholding the policies of his late father, Kim Jong-il.""North Korea calls for "human shields" to protect new leader

Is the "Human Sheild" idea just a clever way for him to keep others out of the Buffet line?  Just askin'...

From the photos below, I would suggest he start by eating less so the people can eat more...Just sayin'.