Monday, April 12, 2010

KFC has gone TOO FAR---Even for me...

I have to think that KFC will re-think this when the negative publicity catches on...Even for ME, this is too much and I have some low standards when it comes to ridiculusly fattening food...
Instead of the expected chicken filling, the Double Down sticks two different kinds of cheese—pepper jack and a mystery variety created by the devil himself to win souls and punish humanity by inciting a massive wave of gluttony-induced heart attacks—bacon (yes, bacon), and something called “The Colonel’s Sauce” between two fried, breaded chicken-breast patties. (The Colonel’s Sauce, incidentally, only sounds like a crude euphemism for ejaculate.) [Editor’s note: The mystery second cheese claims to be Swiss.]
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